#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

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youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

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missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

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oopsfuckproductions:

prpldragon:

waywardangelsandhunters:

that-gay-bunny:

acciogaysharks:

fag-ology:

beinggayisokay:

I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.

But its not

Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.

You forgot the ruffles.

this is me shopping

And pockets

I nearly fell asleep the last time I went shopping.

My mother was always appalled when I said I wanted to shop in the men’s section as a t(w)een, and then only wore t-shirts and mom jeans in middle school+ when I had to shop in the girl’s section.  Luckily we never ended up having a duel to the death over trip pants, and she has since realized just how nonsensical women’s clothes really are for my age group

thefrenchshipmutiny:

thisis-my-note:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

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thesootspritesarehardatwork:

its 1:30am and all i wanna do is sing showtunes and take a bath

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

#YOU SIR ARE WEARING CHEESE

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malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

Uhm, you must me new here.  That religion already exists

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vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

thisisthest0ry-ofagirl:

starbulletz:

heyh8r:

r3gicid3:

inmyboxershalfstonedd:

autumnseeds:

Anxiety (2013)